wanderingscout
WanderingScout
wanderingscout

Corporate sponsorship logos right on the fucking jerseys, which would be heresy in the ‘Murican sports.

It came out that O.J. couldn’t even fill out her own college application and her patent or trademark application was rejected because it was so poorly written the clerks couldn’t understand what the fuck she was trying to say.

In her case, probably the server at Cracker Barrel just told her they were out of mayonnaise.

So she got in before Siouxsie Sioux, who practically founded an entire rock genre, and kicked two other HOFers out of her band (Robert Smith and Sid Vicious).

I presumed it was a mash-up of the Aston-Martin Rapide and all their V-series cars: Vanquish, Vantage, Vulcan, etc.

I can't even imagine what sort of horrid parents produced her AND Erik Prince.

I’m guessing there will be a fair amount of criminal activity that isn’t officially “treason” so therefore Trump declares himself totally exonerated and his horrid Neo-Confederate white trash supporters fall for it.

Her argument is so poorly written that it took me awhile to translate it into basically, “it’s not expensive, so it isn’t good.”

Finland also sends every expectant mother, regardless of income, a “baby box” worth hundreds of Euros full of clothes, toys, baby-raising pamphlets and equipment, and the whole thing actually converts into a crib.

Or led by a man who refers to men with torches chanting JEW WILL NOT REPLACE US! as “very fine people.”

It is almost identical to the Dumb Boyfriend voice my girlfriend uses to make fun of me.

New Zealand is already looking a flood of strict gun control bills, so I’m gonna guess that won’t count, either.

This asshole even invents fictional Islamic terror attacks...the Bowling Green Massacre...whatever the fuck he thought happened in Sweden.

This is the same dipshit who congratulated a veteran for receiving a Purple Heart, which you get for BEING FUCKING SHOT BY AN ENEMY SOLDIER.

No one thinks of John McCain as simply “Admiral McCain’s son”.

John McCain used to joke that his record number of demerits and low GPA meant his Admiral daddy was on the line with the Academy commandant every week.

Don Trump Jr.’s nickname in college was Diaper Don, because he spent nearly his entire enrollment so drunk he’d pass out and piss himself.

Hopefully it will at least get white people to rethink this BLUE LIVES MATTER! horseshit.

I went back to school as a 30something freshman on the G.I. Bill, and just finished my Bachelor’s last year.

I’m curious how the scam even worked. Wouldn’t someone notice a ton of applying “soccer stars” not even being on the practice roster?