Thanks, my girlfriend is looking for more reasons to dislike Chris Pratt after loving him as Andy Dwyer and Star-Lord in the first Guardians of the Galaxy.

He can’t draw eye-lines for shit, then.

..a week after, “WHAT ABOUT DUE PROCESS FOR BRETT KAVANAUGH?!?!”

Skynyrd at least had other songs.

This is the White House that had to pad his schedule with “Executive Time,” to cover up all of his goofing off.

Ronald Reagan was a captain in the California National Guard, in an armored cavalry regiment.

He did inadvertently correctly depict Trump’s personality.

I remember there was a GOP congressman who had a photo of Ronald Reagan on every wall of his office.

You know, when my girlfriend’s roommate brought over some sketchy dude and her PlayStation 4 disappeared along with said dudebro in the morning, the police didn’t shrug it off as “he said, she said.”

They are violent.

That was his first mistake. Ripping off trust fund kids with obscenely wealthy, well-connected parents.

What about Mike Colter, the guy who plays Luke Cage?

Also, government planes. Steven Mnuchin was busted using an Air Force VIP jet to fly him to an eclipse viewing party.

I will admit, he’s a lot more attractive than I was expecting.

The gorging on junk food and fast food. Ordering a $120 steak and having it cooked extra well done with extra ketchup.

He doesn’t like music, movies, television shows (outside of Fox News), animals, traveling, art, fancy cars, sports, or really anything.  He orders an $80 steak and cooks it to a flavorless lump of charcoal.

He used to play The Rolling Stones’ “You Can’t Always Get What You Want,” at his political rallies, which is pretty fucking weird.

I will admit, Fred Durst’s calm and exasperated, “are you fucking kidding me?”annoyed shrug was pretty age appropriate.

At least it wasn’t a Presidential edition of Toad.

There was also this uncomfortable exchange where Seinfeld was complimenting him on how beautiful his house was, and Mulaney gave all the credit to his wife, who is an acclaimed interior decorator.