This is really weird, because after a fatal e. coli outbreak at Jack In The Box in the 80s, they overhauled their food safety program to the point it’s now the safest fast food restaurant in America.

The draft-dodging pedophile? Okay, sure.

During the 80s, he kept trying to brown-nose the Reagans with zero success. An adviser mentioned they were big fans of Michael Jackson, and suggested booking MJ at Mar-A-Lago and invite Ronald and Nancy.

It sounds like something from a sketchy late-night infomercial for boner pills.

I think it’s something that’s really hard to conceive of.

You start shit at a hardcore show, you’re going to get your ass beat.  Not an endorsement, it’s a fact.  Doesn’t matter if you’re whining about the price of beer or a punk band not being respectful enough to authority figures.

You’re assuming Mike Ness, a dude who is probably borderline deaf from touring for 30 years, could actually hear what this dude flipping him off the whole time was whining about in the middle of a fucking Social Distortion show.

You start any kind of shit at a punk show, and somebody is going to give you an ass-kicking.

Ted Nugent threatened to murder half the Democratic Party every other week and that cocksucker never even had to step down from the NRA. He got an invite to the State of the Union Address. Trump invited him to the Oval Office.

I was kinda hoping Cara and Saint Vincent would get back together.

Me: “Why is there a photo of some mixed-race guy with drag queen eyebrows in a story about Dane Cook?”

Trump proudly joked about how he dodged the draft, mocked American POWs by implying that they didn’t fight hard enough to avoid being captured (despite John McCain was so badly wounded in the ejection he couldn’t walk), and blamed the waste of money in Iraq on soldiers stealing cash and smuggling it home.

See, “Crooked Hillary.”

I remember the trailers completely spoiled the ending, so I never bothered to watch it.

It doesn’t even make any sense. Why would Donald Trump playing Donald Trump be using racial slurs off-camera?

...while ironically, all evidence points to Trump being owned lock, stock, and barrel by foreign creditors.

I finished Spring term of my senior year three classes shy of my BS. As long as you were registered to complete your missing classes by Summer or next fall, you could walk for commencement. We only had a Spring commencement.  Since I had already registered for those last three classes for Summer, I was invited to…

He’s go that odd Ted Haggard / Marcus Bachmann weird un-smile