“Cause I was like, ‘Yo, I’m producing Life-Size 2, are you down?’ And she was like, ‘I’m down to the down.’ Like, she’s so down.””

I feel like I’m watching a close friend of mine MAKE IT BIG

yet there was no concern that it would cause real virgins?

Kim’s show barely gets a third of the viewers that RHOA gets. I’m sick of her and her strange, creepy husband. I mean, is Kroy an Uber driver on the side? All he seems to do is chauffeur her around and comb her wigs.

Sheesh, her face. Smh

I read about a book or two per week. A lot of them are mystery/suspense type books. A few weeks after reading them, I am unlikely to remember specific details. But I read this book years ago when it first came out and STILL VIVIDLY remember the “reveal” at the end. It was so brilliant, yet horrific, I physically…

Amateur.

I read The Hot Zone when I was like 12 and it scared the shit out of me. I’ve subsequently read it so much it fell apart and I had to rebuy it. I am here for a Hot Zone tv show.

WAT IS HAPPENING HERE

Why not tents?

I want her to win her suit, but I... really... don’t want to hear anything more about Donald Trump as a sex haver. Like, ever again.

Anything Alyssa Mastromonico says is fine, I wish she were coming to our Lovett or leave it show.

Stormy aka Stephanie is a world-class modern day shero and people like Meghan McCain should be ashamed of themselves for asking her condescending questions like she did today on The View.

The president of the USA is being successfully trolled by a porn star. 2018 yo.

Asking Khloe’s former-step-half-brother (or whatever you call him) for comment is basically the equivalent of asking me.

YESSSSSSSSS

HOW ARE WE NOT ALL TALKING ABOUT THE “SUCK MY BALLS” BREAKDOWN IT’S ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT AT WORK RN

This needs to be a new Pissing Contest article.

My wife is an adoptee and had her DNA tested. She had perviously identified her birth mother; they do not have a relationship.