SO MUCH THIS! If you’ve been together for half a decade and aren’t engaged/married for reasons other than “we both don’t want to get married” then it is probably/never going to happen. If you have to badger your partner of five years and aggressively call him out on social media for not proposing to you, they probably…

I don’t know why, but the way you said “that’s AGGRESSIVE aggressive” reminds me of one of my favorite lines from The Simpsons, when Bart joins a boy band but it turns out the boy band is really using subliminal messaging to get people to join the Navy. When Lisa confronts Bart’s manager, LT Smash (i.e. Lieutenant…

Uh, that’s not passive aggressive. That’s AGGRESSIVE aggressive.

Those posters made me seethe. She might have known. I personally think it’s feasible she didn’t (too high up the food chain) but she wasn’t the abuser and it makes my blood boil when people will find a reason, any reason, to somehow blame women for men’s crimes.

Why exactly is Jezebel promoting the Trump supporter who made the Meryl Streep posters?

I loved the Last Jedi and I think this makes an INCREDIBLY important point, which is we need just an entire movie based in the bougie ass casino watching asshole alien malcontents do debauchery.

Actually, this article is very funny

No, he can’t. His belly is too large.

I wish I had something clever to say but I’m too busy cry-laughing at how ridiculous this is. Is this an SNL parody? “It feels like mountains, trees, campfires. Like Wild West but now” hahahahaha I’m dying 

Someone clearly loved The Revenant and thought “but what if it was SEXY???”

Did anyone else think that Arkangel was bullshit? (spoilers)

When the first guy I dated after years of being alone (because of weird emotionally abusive almost relationship fucked me up) ghosted me, I was shocked by how devastated I was. It had only been 3 dates. It wasn’t like I was in love. You perfectly described that feeling. It was shocking and abrasive. I’ve had trouble…

Oh fuck off. Women making music doesn’t have any impact on men making music. Also where is the genre where women can release their anger? Why do genres have to be dominated by a gender in order for music to be made? It makes zero fucking sense. Are teenage boys in their rooms with a guitar going “but I just CAN’T…

You need to just take the L and move on.

Leave Hazel alone! She’s a teen!

What about literally roasting her?

Those dresses are war crimes and if Markle wore one to a royal wedding, I’m afraid the UK would take it as an unprovoked attack by a former ally.

The blog Go Fug Yourself paints her as a science-loving child who is constantly plotting how to take over the universe. I choose to believe that characterisation is the truth.

That little Charlotte is just too cute. She has this look like she knows exactly who and what she is. I am sure she keeps her parents and nannies busy. I love it.

They’re conditioned to think that way from infancy, basically. It leads to the occasional awkward interaction in my classroom, when some guy tries really hard to establish himself as the authority rather than me. True story: I once had a student complain about the way I graded his exam, and he started with “I’ve taken…