except it feels like you do want to victim blame...........

Thank you to the ladies at Jezebel. I know you put up with a lot of regular shit from awful people, and I am so grateful that you muck through it to give a very public voice for women. Something like telling a story shouldn’t require the amount of bravery currently necessary for women to speak up, and I’m glad you’re…

I’m not a woman

Been there, done that, got the tee-shirt. When people ask me how many miscarriages I had before we ended up with an actual baby, I just say “fewer than 10.” Had them with fertility cycles, I had them between the fertility cycles. This is the way I know, at a gut, experiential level, that a fertilized egg is not a…

Shhh...

Boom, Bobby!

That’s because Keanu Reeves is an immortal and doesn’t want a paper trail complicating his lifestyle.

Me too. As one half of an interracial couple this makes me especially happy. Also, their engagement is gonna make the Daily Mail and their racist-ass readers SO MAD hahahahahahahaha

Also:

This wedding pic tells me everything I need to know about Justin:

He wanted someone who would always be less famous than him. He is a douche so that is to be expected.

He found someone that loved and worshipped him more than his mommy.

I mean, the answer is clearly West Palm Beach...or is it West Palm? Or Palm Beach?

Bless you for recognizing Posh as the comedic icon she is.

Joanna, I’d pay so much to just let you talk at me about ANYTHING.

Normally you have good opinions, but this is not one of them.

Spoiler alert: my new avi.

i just need to say something.

I know you guys are gonna all be like “Ugh that Pioneer Woman is so fake and uppity and her food sucks blah blah blah” but i don’t currrrr I LOVE HER

Precocious Pipsqueak Purloins Prince’s Popcorn