Sometimes irresponsible actions are taken by someone because they don’t yet understand the scope of their actions (not that it relieves them of responsibility). For example, perhaps this drone was piloted by a kid who knew the laws, but didn’t realize the real world consequences of breaking them, and now he/she is…

That ad really pisses me off. Don’t pretend you don’t know what a computer is, you little fucker!

the vibrator was not about sex

Trapped in an endless loop, eh? Well hopefully he doesn’t have to run into Ned Ryerson every day.

I’ll submit my friend’s car. A 1965 Ford Falcon that was his first car in high school (we both owned Falcons). We had a lot of good adventures in that Falcon, including both of us driving our Falcons to California from Colorado when we were 18. He parked it behind his grandparent’s house for about three years before…

Phil Jackson should be happy with this “I’m going to try” angle.

3-4 for first one or two wipes. Then 2 is adequate. Once I’m down to two, I’ll wipe, then fold in half and wipe again. That way I can afford the finer things in life with the dinero I save. Also, you have to change directions, right? Go down for every upswing.

*No they ain’t

Again, let is remember, that Flash can vibrate every molecule in his body, or portions of his body, at whatever rate he desires.

In the venerable words of Ice Cube: check yourself, before you wreck yourself...

I like how Star Lord f$#!s with him, though.

I think it’s probably likely. The scene with Drogon last week was jarring in regards to cost savings.

Obviously you explained to him how only ignoramuses use spaces.

I love Replyallcalypse when they happen at work. It seriously wastes a good 25% of the day, and you get a great laugh. My favorites are the 30 people who reply “STOP REPLYING, IT WILL NEVER END IF WE KEEP REPLYING!!!”