Ah, the infamous “Skynet” reference. As an AI language model, I can assure you that I don’t have any intentions of world domination or causing harm.

Holy shit, a Femshep figure! I don’t give a fuck how weird it is, these things are like unicorns.

You can Google it any way you want, just don't murder someone later.

You know... for the Christmas tree!

Other than for the weird pose and choice to use femshep... this is still weirder

Just give us more Garrus body pillows bioware. KNow where your bread is buttered.

What, no tip of the hat to Phyllis Schlafly by these grifters? She invented this shit, leaving her husband at home with the kids while she went from city to city and podium to podium, explaining how it was a woman’s job to stay home and look after the kids.

Well, guess where she is NOT going to be serving her life sentence?

I was never a fan of Reddit until lately.

‘human chain wallet’  destroyed me.  I’m dead now.  Thank you for that.  

I find it hilarious how the whole fight is between Boebert and Martinez while the guy is just some bystander caught in the war, as if his actions were all the results of an evil witch.

I immediately Googled Mr. Archambault, and, as I expected, the dude looks like the washed up frontman for a mid-00s nü-metal band. The man is a human chain wallet; he is the embodiment of the metaphysical essence of frosted tips.

Boebert is *exactly* the type of person you sort of knew in high school who you *have* to stay Facebook friends with because she’s nonstop drama, fights, 911 calls, text screenshots, etc.

Think Hooters but all the waitresses were strapped and the walls were crammed with gun nut jargon. Basically for those people that have a kink of love of weaponry to the point of possibly getting a bit....uh....moist about calibers and shit.

Archambault told the tabloid he and Boebert “were good friends” who “were together all the time,” admitting that he “spent a lot of time at their house, hanging out with her, helping her, as a friend would do.” But, he says, “there was nothing sexually, no. We were real close at one time, but it never got to that…

It’s funny how the term Unidentified Flying Object is always interpreted as “definitely aliens”

“They’re like 8 foot, 9 feet, 10 foot. They look like aliens to us. Big eyes. They have big eyes.”

100% died jerkin’ it to gay porn.

Televangelist crank Pat Robertson is finally dead at 93.

this is reddit, not 4chan