I am Finnish/German and my husband is Sicilian. I’m pregnant with our first child, a son. Guess this answers the “what is our kind gonna look like” question.

There is no more perfect answer than this.

I feel like the only guys into metal are usually pitchers...

I lament Asdrubal Cabreras’ recent trade, mostly because it means I’ll no longer get to enjoy “Scooby Doo Pa Pa” and “Danzo Kuduro” at games (pours one out).

She’s tiny, I can’t figure out why they did that to her waist - it’s so boxy looking. Even just the waist fitting better would have made a world of difference.

He is a horrible human being. Some time during sex he would open his mouth and I promise you whatever came out would be awful.

He is a giant asshole and has skin like beef jerky. PASS.