I was driving through the US recently. Needed a quick bite to eat and stopped at the Golden Corral since I saw it was a buffet. Never saw a greater concentration of white trash in my entire life. Every woman looked like this.

This story is so oddly horrendous that I cannot think of a snarky reply.

Golden Corral next to a waterpark? OH MAN!

Yeah, that outfit is not exactly turning me on.

I haven’t had sex almost 6 years. Fuck, I’d go to Mars

I won’t travel for sex, but I WILL travel for food. Especially candy. Why, yes, my relatives have stopped asking why I am single.

I stopped watching after Season 3. I’m surprised this show is still on the air.,

The move was only about a block away so I felt comfortable being a little casual with my packing. One of my choices was to tape up the drawers of my night tables rather than empty them. My boyfriend at the time (now husband) handled the tape duty. When they arrived at the destination I noticed that the tape was a…

Oh wait, I have another horror story.

When I lived in LA just after college, I had a nearly full-on breakdown. I was living in a house with random roommates, one of whom was underage and would drink any alcohol we left in the refrigerator and look at you with dead eyes if you called her out before going back into her room. The extent of my interactions…

She almost knocked the wad of gum right out of Hough’s mouth. 

I can’t stand ani difranco but I’m almost impressed by how many woke-speak buzzwords you managed to cram into that one paragraph. 

The Other One is like the Aimee Osbourne of this scenario. 

This is very, very cute.

You don’t need to be punitive to acknowledge that this guy needs to be kept away from people until and unless he stops being a danger.  

That’s hilarious. I always suspected that she’s menschly.

I was at the Waldorf Astoria, and was 8 months pregnant. I went into the ladies room, which – it being a ritzy joint and all – had a powder room, and then a room with stalls. Being substantially pregnant, I made a beeline for the stalls. There were maybe three or four in a row, and the last one was empty. But just as…

I now regret subscribing to The Atlantic. 

Kelly Reichardt isn’t the most exciting director - her films don’t have a lot of action - but her work with MW has been brilliant, in my opinion: Certain Women, Meek’s Cutoff, Wendy and Lucy.

Why? As with black and brown juveniles around the country who are criminalized from pre-adolescence, 17 is plenty old to be treated like a “man,” in the U.S. court system, especially if the victims of such crimes are white (which, in this case, they were).