I agree with Keith Phipps. But I really wish 'Carnivale' had lived on long enough to provide some sort of closure.

Was he painting a Warhammer figure in the one scene, or is that just me?

My tattoo would say "Real men get Richard Scarry bunny tattoos."

I'm going through this same exact crisis. After a pretentious adolescence spent reading "the classics," all I read now is trashy fantasy and horror novels. For Christmas, I bought my boyfriend the latest D& Dragons set, and now we're searching out potential fellow players. It's like trying to organize a sexless orgy.

"Starr, DeLuise, Dalton, Cooper, George Hamilton, Keith Moon, and George Raft are all clearly in the film for the same reason you go to your grandmother’s 90th birthday party: Not because they expect to have a good time, but because it’s a nice thing to do for a sweet old lady." Lol, but true.

Don't forget that there are two sexy lady vampire films coming out, 'The Moth Diaries' and 'Byzantium.' 
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I never read these, but I did read the poor man's 'Sweet Valley'/'Babysitter's Club' series 'Girl Talk Fun Club.' Each book contained about 50 pages of made-up phone transcripts. I think I was the only one who read them.

I would totally watch a reality show about a washed up, middle-aged gay actor and his 29, I mean, 16-year-old beard.