It’s a whole other thing in terms of scope, perhaps, but not in nature. Utilizing, say, a dependent care savings account similarly helps someone avoid taxes.

How does one respect a person who says they were raped while acknowledging the possibility that they were not?

“I can’t say his name, but he’s one of the best soccer players in the world and a supermodel. Oh, and it’s not David Beckham”

Whoa whoa whoa. We don’t hate Lebron because he is good. We hate him because he went on tv and announced where he was going to play basketball the next year, raising millions of dollars for charities in the process. Get our irrational hatred of athletes straight.

To be fair, “Cristiano Ronaldo’s Reaction Arguably Disproportionate” wouldn’t have gotten as many clicks

Come on now. This story is bullshit. He clearly didn’t mean to hit Vasquez. Obviously he was aiming for the team trainer.

The lesson, as always: it’s best to keep Johnson and pie separate.

that’s amazing that he’d already used it on sautéed

rare photo of eric, djtjr, and the guy who does the actual shooting

“Guys how do you make pate guys”

“including them is usually the most clear option”

Right-- so out of respect for her grieving, can you take this post down or add a serious apology?

Even if her dad had died, who the fuck cared. I guarantee you this amount of barely even clear expression wouldn’t have registered in anybody’s mind if it were a male celebrity, and the fact that you are paying this much attention to minute differences in facial expressions is ridiculous in itself.

Hey now, leave receding hairlines out of this.

This is a dumb post. All of those goals were solid, and if it were anyone else scoring them there would barely be a reason to make note of them at all, other than scoring 4 in a half is damn impressive.

Im loving all the humble brags happening on this post.

you’re right i apologize i thought you were saying he’s bad for liking lotr costume parties when you were just saying he’s bad for subjecting others to one ugh stop sean parker! is rite what if i want to attend your wedding but not wear a gimli beard

do you also criticize people for liking different foods than you?

The counter-offer was, “Would you do it as Magneto?”

I feel bad for his teammates, Bryson, Dillon, and Brody. I mean, they seem so insignificant in these stories. So much so that I just made up all three of those names and you didn’t even notice.