nice!

Silly cop. If he had simply advocated for placing her in a chokehold causing death while she gasped “I can’t breathe,” he’d still be on the force years later.

“I really thought I could get one more today, but I was denied at the end and collapsed.”

“Not a catch.” - NFL

When Splinter puts out news entertainment, all is fine. When the Times does it (and confuses people that it is in fact news), things change in a way that I believe is worse. Just like when a pre-schooler acts like a 4 year old, it can be cute and all is well, whereas when the President of the U.S. does it, things…

Yes, the truth of the world does not rest on Splinter’s shoulders. But if the Times lowers its standards more and falters, we are even more F’d.

I was on the Times’s homepage and saw De Niro’s name under the headline. My brain said, “hellllllll no am I clicking on this, and the Times should be set straight about this clickbait.” Thank you for confirming.

...opposing the high court’s majority decision not to overturn a lower court’s ruling that blocked Indiana abortion restrictions that would have stopped women from aborting...  

Fuck Trump, who is making me side with an uber wealthy millionaire who headed a corporation that purchases politicians so that they could continue to pollute the entire Earth.

I go to a hypnotherapist to understand why every week I purposefully fart in front of my talk therapist.

...and she mimed back, “use the bad bathroom.” 

Can someone do research comparing the success of Obama’s tweets vs. the failure of Trump’s? I’d love to see a side-by-side comparison of their likes/retweets/getting ratiod.

This is true, because managing the subway is not actually under his control (it’s under the governor’s). Similarly, the country won’t be either.

I would be very okay if the electoral college were 100% comprised of people of color.

There is a 79% chance the Knicks will outcrap themselves by winning the 1st pick and not select Zion.

So, when do we get the inevitable Jennings vs. Holzhauer showdown? It will be like the Muhammad Ali vs. George Foreman of nerdom. 

Are there any released facts from the case? Both sides of the story are hard to believe: A. that a hotel worker in uniform sought permission from a guest to enter the room and then attacked that much larger guest with the guest’s wife and children present. OR B. That a man assaulted and killed a hotel worker just…

Kushner’s grandparents are Holocaust survivors. His work does not honor even the most basic lessons from it.

Faulk did not maintain possession of the puck while completing a football move. Incomplete pass, no goal.