This play is like when in the schoolyard the teacher calls everyone to come inside and you shout “last play!” and you keep lateraling a million times because you never get the opportunity to do that, but everyone is also tired because it’s the end of recess and half the kids left the field to go inside before the play…

“Good move Kyle.” - J.R. Smith

Need some context. What is the average number of times a player gets tested in a year? What percentage of players are tested in a given week? 7 out of 11 doesn’t tell us much unless we know the average.

Don’t watch the poison man. Read a book, go to a movie, take a walk, look at the stars, touch a tree, make love. Do absolutely anything else.

Thanks!

Penalties for knocking a guy out:

I know that pros are exponentially better than college players, but I’m curious what percent of healthy NBA players Zion is better than right now at his position?

“We are going to spend 8 minutes looking at the replay to review if the ref caught the ball.”

But really, who among us has not tried to trim the hair between our nuts and ass?

I’m all for AOC and progressives dominating anyone remotely connected with GOP, but I fear that these Twitter battles only further cement the idea of politics as entertainment.

This is not normal. This is not normal.
This is not normal. This is not normal.
This is not normal. This is not normal.
Okay, I just needed to remind myself of that.

Do all the tie-break games occur on Wednesday? How much time is there between games, or format rounds?

Is there any context to how frequently a player on average gets tested? If it’s once a season, this is absurd. If it’s every other week, this isn’t quite as egregious.

Uh oh, if he’s not careful, that lineman might lose 1,000,000% of his game salary.

“Reggie Jackson...is a Hall of Famer and universally beloved.” 

“Heil Hitler, Heil Trump”

“Billionaires Create Foundation to Fight Urban Yachtlessness” - some GOP Magazine 

Ewing continued, “I mean balls, er, nads, sorry, twig berries. What I’m trying to say is he took out both testicles and revealed them to everyone while cupping them with his hands and playing well. No no, he played basketball well, not with the testicle balls well, which he did do, but that’s not what I meant. Hey,…

“That is good last-second time management.”