I have lived in a doorman building for 12 years. I always greet the doormen with a smile and thank you, and I always tip them for Christmas. I have never addressed them by name though. I know their legal names (since we get a Christmas name list), but they all go by nicknames that I mostly don’t know (e.g. Jose goes…

It’s a good thing Bartolo got the win. Otherwise this would be the headline today:

Still reeling from the second most costly error in baseball history.

Pictured: Dwight Howard in front of Mt. Take

But it’s remarkable how much some people...really want to hang onto their gay jokes.

I will only care about this band if Porzingis plays.

Seems like an average game to me, in that Beverly shot 31%.

The helmet, 5 minutes later:

The worst jaguars fan? This guy.

“What a lightweight. Pull that off in the Big 10, then we’ll talk.” - Sandusky

Big-ass Mets pitcher Noah Syndergaard

Cricketers in Delhi > Crickets in deli

No player is bigger than the game.

In high school I also got caught stealing second and her boyfriend bloodied my face too.

Based on the photo above, are we really sure Manziel is living?

“On the slider, I kind of felt something with my elbow,”

+100/100

Also failing the test for Meldonium are Messrs Gibson, Brooks, Blanc, Torme, and Ott.

I hope the HOF ceremony doesn’t have a practice beforehand.

*SARCASTIC CLAPPING AT MY COMPUTER*