Can we pause for a moment and acknowledge how absurd (awesome?) it is that front row NBA fans are within arm’s reach of the players taking the ball out on the sideline. What other sport has such proximity during normal play?

“The NFL and NFLPA have exchanged proposals”

Are we sure that wasn’t a shot attempt by J.R.?

+1 Chris Dudley

Okay, we know what the Montague family has to say, but what about the Capulets?

How will Manziel turn that frown upside down? Keg stand.

“Dwight Howard Interview Derailed by Reporter in Hooters Shirt”

Hmm, I don’t think I’ve posted anything that has alluded to racism thus far. My screen name is a play with the words relating to a show I like and a phrase that is popping up on and off the internet more these days.

Good doggie?

Do half the guys on that list realize that if they weren’t famous and attended a Drumpf rally that they would be spit on, assaulted and racial slurred their way to the exit?

“Once they figure out where to hide the knife.” - O.J.

Blake Griffin is clearly a consultant to Red Sox prospects.

“On the other hand, the universe is expanding at an increasing rate quite nicely.”

You could have just shortened the title to, “You’ll Like This Picture”

Sentences you can write using only letters from his last name:

Yes!! Out of the greys!! Thankfully you can check out of this Hotel.

Based on yesterday’s unfortunate news, we know it’s definitely no longer the bassist’s wife..

If that payout breakdown is the case, someone is going to be eating lots more of Jerry’s groceries.

FWIW - The green team is Maccabi Nazareth (where Jesus lived). The injured and piggy-back-giving players are Arab, not Jewish. Clearly, Jesus was not watching over this game.

“No way I’m going to relinquish this Papa John’s pie that Peyton gave me in exchange for the starting job.”