Do half the guys on that list realize that if they weren’t famous and attended a Drumpf rally that they would be spit on, assaulted and racial slurred their way to the exit?

“Once they figure out where to hide the knife.” - O.J.

Blake Griffin is clearly a consultant to Red Sox prospects.

“On the other hand, the universe is expanding at an increasing rate quite nicely.”

You could have just shortened the title to, “You’ll Like This Picture”

Sentences you can write using only letters from his last name:

Yes!! Out of the greys!! Thankfully you can check out of this Hotel.

Based on yesterday’s unfortunate news, we know it’s definitely no longer the bassist’s wife..

If that payout breakdown is the case, someone is going to be eating lots more of Jerry’s groceries.

FWIW - The green team is Maccabi Nazareth (where Jesus lived). The injured and piggy-back-giving players are Arab, not Jewish. Clearly, Jesus was not watching over this game.

“No way I’m going to relinquish this Papa John’s pie that Peyton gave me in exchange for the starting job.”

Finally, a new rendition of Freebird.

Nike - Just Screw It.

Soon he will be released on bond and be a Free Mason.

The lightening of his mood reflects the lightening of his load.

Columbia is in Manhattan. Go Lions.

Still a long way to go to challenge Whitlock for the KFC title

“John Wall, God Damn.”

Beasley’s joining the Rockets will allow him to learn from the best at how to take his ability to underperform to the next level.

“Uh, please leave us out of it.” - Pink Floyd