“I felt good so I decided to go for it. I was stable for a while, and had support from those around me. But once I stumbled, I just kept going down and couldn’t recover.” - Jeb Bush

“The footing on the field was terrible,” Aqib Talib said.

To protect himself, Marjanovic should work on his Boban weave

“It wasn’t my foot! He suffers from vertigo!”

Okay, but what does the staffer’s sexual orientation have to do with anything?

Looks like the iPhone 6DD

Unlike Manning, Davis doesn’t know how it feels to win the game. Like Manning, Davis probably cannot feel his right hand.

And if in the press conference he is a good sport and flashes even half a smile he gets scolded for not taking it seriously. The window for proper behavior for Cam is so small that it could not even fit in the A that these reporters should get effed in.

Hannah Montana on the other hand...still going strong

+1 Dallas Cowboy mid-field star

Will the Lakers make it three against the Spurs on Saturday?

“Don’t get rid of hacked-up players!”

“Welcome Manu!”

“Did someone say Coach Rivera needs some green grass?”

“I didn’t realize that tattoos don’t adhere to the “stays in Vegas” rule.”

The player calls that move the “dick-and-roll.”

Blake’s hand has benefited from all the spinach.

“...if the Warriors really want to take a hard look at 70 wins.”

“What’s wrong with basketball stars who can’t make shots?” - Lakers fan

“I don’t know if the answer’s yes or no, but just be cool.” - Ted Williams’s final doctor