+1 Dallas Cowboy mid-field star

Will the Lakers make it three against the Spurs on Saturday?

“Don’t get rid of hacked-up players!”

“Welcome Manu!”

“Did someone say Coach Rivera needs some green grass?”

“I didn’t realize that tattoos don’t adhere to the “stays in Vegas” rule.”

The player calls that move the “dick-and-roll.”

Blake’s hand has benefited from all the spinach.

“...if the Warriors really want to take a hard look at 70 wins.”

“What’s wrong with basketball stars who can’t make shots?” - Lakers fan

“I don’t know if the answer’s yes or no, but just be cool.” - Ted Williams’s final doctor

Intentional water fowl

The final score was seven to foreskin

“See, the below-the-belt touching was consensual.” - Kobe, July 2003 and January 26, 2016

Not sure what cards he was holding at the time of his disqualification, but at least he did not leave a king-deuce on the table.

“Hands up, don’t shoot!”