All these shithead Internet Tough Feminists, grey and otherwise, telling us how they’d never let themselves get in this situation.

I totally agree but this is one big, bulky motherfucker. I’m pretty strong - but he could most definitely overpower me and beat my ass too. 

He’s such a disgusting waste of skin.

You 👏🏾 Do 👏🏾 Not 👏🏾 Have 👏🏾 To 👏🏾 Be 👏🏾 Polite 👏🏾 To 👏🏾 Men 👏🏾 (Especially men who are being creepy and inappropriate with you.)

Now to see the endless vitriol roll in that her decision to film the event isn’t proof he’s a piece of vile filfth, oh no no. Quite to the contrary it’s proof she’s an evil woman who used her sinful sexuality of demoing technology to seduce this poor innocent thug of a film producer.

My brother knocked out my two front teeth with a tennis racket when I was 8. I had porcelain caps before they were cool. They’ve held it together, mostly, for 30 years, but I can never whiten my teeth because then my two front teeth would be off color. I don’t think about it too often, but I have zero shame in using…

Either that or she recognised that a serious issue was being discussed and didn’t want to look like she didn’t care.

On the one hand it means that Miss SC didn’t want to be seen endorsing the controversial idea of clean water for children, but on the other hand it at least suggests she was listening.

Have you taken the “napkin test”??? Crest would like you to know that your teeth have to be as white as bleached white paper before you can go out into public.

“Overly-white”? Have you not been paying attention to TV commercials? Until your smile is as white as White-Out, you’re ugly and gross and haggardly and shouldn’t be kissed or loved by anyone.

In that clip I enjoyed watcing Miss South Carolina’s pageant smile slowly slip away in the background as Miss Michigan spoke.

Sure, dude. A thirty-plus year cabal to rob you of the fuck-off money you were always planning to get right around this time. Somebody should look into whether that witchy 13th* Doctor is involved.

Exactly. Like, yep, Les, that’s exactly what’s happening, and it’s glorious. Women backing each other up, spurring each other on, as they say out loud what you did to them.

Was gonna say....talk about a long game.

“I can only surmise [the allegations] are surfacing now for the first time, decades later, as part of a concerted effort by others to destroy my name, my reputation, and my career,” he told Ronan Farrow.

“He says that the allegations, which stretch from the ‘80s to the early aughts, are part of an organized conspiracy.”

Who the hell pulls out their penis at a 9am meeting? How gauche!

That’s the most dad thing ever said

Like my dad said when I asked him if he’d like a 49ers hat for his birthday when I was 7: “If you’re going to get me that, you better get me two: one to shit in, and one to cover it up.”