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Joan Crawford

Good point.

I read that as "No tax on pretzels!" For a minute there you had my vote.

The universe is on a path to destruction anyway (well, at lest the human race) don't go taking credit.

In fairness to him he really isn't Kirk Cameron's father.

So it's an F! Just like my grade in high school theory class.

Must've been during the opening band 'cause that dude looks anything but happy.

So is that a capo on the third fret with the shape of an open "E" (which would be a G) or is it capoed at the fourth fret playing an open "C" shape for a proper "E" chord?

"I got three boxes of my old bands cds in the basement, I'll let the kids throw 'em out after I'm gone."

"But the mustache is pink so it's all okay!"

Walmart, Bass Pro Shop, Menards…

One more reason not to trust Florida.

Should have been their plan from the get-go though, not the day after they went shopping.

I'm definitely glad they're doing it though!

Seattle's Josh was the bargain-basement knock off Yukon Cornelius. The original one was Kevin Gillespie in S6 who made the Voltaggio brothers sweat all the way to the finale. http://static1.1.sqspcdn.co…

I'm sure at some point they have to put a rookie and a veteran together. If nothing else the tension potential there is too tempting for the producers.

They didn't have corn! At least a few times a season there's a key ingredient or two that the chefs can't find enough of or at all at WF. While I'm no fan of WF I suppose it's pretty realistic to once in a while find out that you can't get something you were dead set on making but it is ludicrous to see them running…

I hadn't even realized AV Club was covering (is that what this is?) the show until two days ago. How did you even find it on the site?

Even after the explanation I had the idea it permanently stayed in the fridge because no one would touch it.