But wasn't he already number three before he started playing music?

But will his guerilla church be down by the dump?

C++

Then it was worth it.

*Bong!

The shotgun or the TV?
Asking for a friend.

*slide whistle

If by 'half' you mean 'all', then I agree.

Trading in his torn Polo shirt for a prosthetic leg, Georgia man makes a serious leap in the standings.

If this is stepping up his game Georgia man has a long, long way to go.

Would've been a fitting end, except I think even a "low standards" Bond might have passed her off to a henchman.

You know what seals the deal here- "MasterChef season three finalist Monti Carlo will serve as host." That woman personified entitled self-absorbed twit, meaning she's perfect for this.

I waited but all I got was a derp.

He likely wouldn't have been able to find steady employment anywhere else.

Go with the smoke bombs!

I have a cousin who's career military, he's constantly railing against "lazy government workers" and such totally disregarding that every paycheck he's ever received comes from the U.S. Treasury. Of course he's backing Trump.

*slide whistle

That's right, didn't he cook a dish for a quick fire to set a time limit?
I also remarked to my wife that Tom didn't make a dessert for Amar & Jeremy, what are you afraid of Tom?

Hah, only seven? Amateurs!

Mind=Blown