GWAR already did it.

Ow! My Balls!

Smiling (politely).

The AV Club

Only in certain theaters (wink-wink).

I know you are but what am I?

4,5,6,7 all good cretins go to heaven

While no one chooses the moron lifestyle, there are those who embrace it with gusto.

LeechBlock is a simple productivity tool designed to block those
time-wasting sites that can suck the life out of help you endure your working day. All
you need to do is specify which sites to block and when to block them.
Fixed.

Like the lottery!

I like the idea of the set period of time.
Sure you can turn simply your computer off, but there's that blank gray screen just staring at you, beckoning to turn it back on and log in.

The AV Club

Vomiting Rick would be my go-to for all the gross things my friends post!

"The Atlas Shrugged movies boast Jaws-level ambition and Sharknado-level execution."
With the self-awareness of neither.

Billy Corgan has always worshipped the rock star lifestyle, though I don't know if he paid the hair metal guys any regard.

Waddle he do without his gadgets?

Me fuck well.

You know who else doesn't give a fuck?
Donald Duck.

He's got some '60s Impala he parks behind his tea shop (although I've seen him driving around town in something like a Buick Encore). I guess he'd give them shit about driving fancy foreign machines instead of a regular old gas-guzzler like an authentic star should.

That's definitely a do-able costume, go for it!