Don't worry, he's stuck in the tunnel with a chainsaw and can't turn around.

Because he's a Slammin' co-producer!

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Give me The Modern Lovers song Velvet Underground instead.

Update: Father John Misty is a turd.

She'll tell you she was pranking the public for 20 years.

Topless Annette O'Toole too!

Old folks like me remember Cat People when it was in the theaters.

Teethnado

Zombie Doctors!

That's why it's a minor spoiler!

Don't give Wayne Coyne any ideas.

Good thing you were already in your bunk.

Ain't reinventing the wheel? More like making the wheel less and less round.

Okay okay, maybe they were just born that damaged.

I told you not to look down.

Don't worry, you wouldn't get hate-fucked by all of them. There's definitely a contingent of self-hating union members in Wisconsin.

Judging by my high school's football team most of those injuries occurred before the age of fourteen.

In my case more wood. She could've been the American version of Helen Mirren if she took her clothes off more.

Just did a quick scan of the "article" and it's horseshit. Not even a byline so whoever wrote it was even too embarrassed to claim it.