HOLY CRAP!!! GEORGE COSTANZA ALERT AT 10:32!

B!7@# is quick as f#@&, bro!

I can hear those sales ads already. IT’S TRUCK MONTH AT BILLY BOB FORD!!!! GET YOUR NEW 2018 F150 WITH....... T*R*A*I*L*E*R*P*A*R*K SYSTEM. 35000 OFF MSRP!!!! THAT’S 35000 OFF! WITH SAVINGS LIKE THIS YOU CAN OWN YOUR OWN TRAILER PARK! (explosion sound) BUT HURRY (car horn sound) THESE TRUCKS ARE LITERALLY DRIVING…

I’m oddly digging it..... whoever buys this has to get in touch with regular car reviews. 

Observe some new offshoot of Lamborghini in its natural environment....

The 6 speed is definitely a possibility but the 7 is probably going to be the standard. I’m thinking with the Carrera having 370hp the S 420 maybe the GTS will do 450. One thing is for sure.. the GTS needs to be something other than a Carrera with available options. It would have to be unique. The 6 speed 450hp and…

When you’re a promising accounting major.... but Grand Theft Auto is life.

Let me get this straight....

Funky.... I approve.

Or maybe he’s just driving a 911.

Looks like motorists weren’t the only ones getting screwed in that traffic.

There is driving a stick.... and then there is this.

Precisely why I much rather watch Tiff Nedell hosting Top Gear (or whatever gear) than Clarkson. Clarkson's jokes get old, his shenanigans get old, and he got old... Back to the whole driving talent thing (hence who should be advising on how to drive) one is a Le-Mans racer and a F1 stand-in.. the other is just some…

Precisely why I much rather watch Tiff Nedell hosting Top Gear (or whatever gear) than Clarkson. Clarkson’s jokes get old, his shenanigans get old... he got old.. Back to driving talent.... let’s put it this way.. one hit up Le-Mans and even stood in the odd F1 drive a time or two.. the other takes being “British” to…

It depends... In some cases Sport actually means that you get bigger wheels maybe even better brakes and a non shiny (think color coded) paint scheme with (again if you’re lucky) a matching interior sort of like maybe a racecar (nevermind it’s on something like a Ford Edge). I’ve come to associate it to anything that…

I suspect that puketastic wrap is hiding more than one questionable...”ding”

It’s a darn good thing Major Kong was on an early B52 then... somehow I don’t think his final flight would have been quite as pleasant had it happened on a B47.

I live in a city with shit drivers and shit roads and very shitty situations that come from those two shitty elements being mixed together so yes I will more or less now take a look at safety ratings because honestly I can count on keeping my vehicle on the right path... can’t say that for others and all it takes is…

You sir are a god among men.

Timo Rautiainen is not impressed......