Can you believe the balls on this woman?

He would have an enormous shwanstucker.

If you drink enough to throw up it's ok. See what I did there, I found a loophole.

And yet the countries with "fleshed out systems for identifying people" brought us the worst terror attack in our history. You can agree with Trump's policy or not, but don't try to sell the bullshit notion that it makes America safer. The policy is about politics.

I really get the feeling that at some point, some point in the not too distant future, hell is going to open up under Trumps feet. America will turn on him. A woman will lead the effort. An intelligent, educated woman… with a great pair of tits.

If all you took from this election was bemoaning a failed season of South Park and fear that Veep may not live up to your expectations……I envy you.

That is exactly right. This election should serve as a huge wakeup call to younger voters. They need to pay attention to what happens in the near future and alter it as they see fit. The numbers are on your side. I am in my forties and have seen a few elections, and trust me when I say this one was different. My…

Democrats have an extremely difficult map going into the next election, they are going to need to protect many more seats than their opponents. The House is out of reach where we stand today. If the more progressive minded among us want them back, they are going to have to fight for it. That will require winning over…

I know it looks bleak right now, and the filibuster may not survive. People need to bear in mind that wheel is still turning, be vigilant and alert, and be ready when the wheel turns to favor you.

The wheel turns people. Our Democratic system is designed in a way that in the event that the people elect a guy like….Hitler, there are checks and balances to mitigate what can be accomplished by the President elect if he attempts to embrace fascism. Our journalists (what is left of them) are the key here. It is time…

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I will see your fucking Clint Howard and raise you one Wendy Jo Sperber.

It is incomplete without at least one clip of Eddie Deezen.