Ian Eagle is a fucking moron. He’s the worst broadcaster I can think of, and I’m aware that Joe Buck exists. And CBS coverage looks like it was filmed in 1992. CBS is the worst viewing experience for football.

To a fast food restaurant?  Even MY NAME is too much information.

I think for political correctness reasons you should refer to the US as the most full-figured or curviest country in the world.

You squeeze from the bottom, the liquid stays on the top. Give it a little massage before you use it and it reincorporates the liquid as well.

Well we’re talking about buying a car here; not a statue of Steve McQueen.