That’s a lot of silly putty there in Heather’s cheeks.

Not on Baywatch.

VERY good article. Your many tips are refreshing and appreciated!

So, it’s obvious you assume that your audience is all female and homosexual. And you assume that your audience, black, white, Asian, etc. creams over Idris Elba. Lol Got it.

This is the same doofus director who just did Noah a couple of years ago. Why a doofus? As a pretty good movie, he then ruined it by suggesting that The Ark had a stowaway on it with a whole new spin on that flood/voyage. It didn’t make me angry, I just thought that was a stupid addition. Just like Scorcese’s “POTC…

“Bumped pelvises”

Jezebel has to maintain its edgy street cred to get the most views. Next thing you know, an admin will post “It got YOU here.”

Nah. It’s the thought of a nude Killary and her thunder hips squishing on Bill’s hairy junk that’s fried our brains re: sex.