“In the heart of Georgia,”

In other news, the chair of one of DeSantis’s PACs who claimed he had a business degree turned out to be referring to a Sizzler certification course he took when he was 19. None of that is made up.

The insult makes no sense anyway. I’m not particularly nautical, but isn’t “listless” an adjective you apply to people, while “listing” is what ships do when they’re drifting off course? (Boating people correct me if not). Surely Trump’s voters are the very opposite of listing, anyway...they’re sailing mindlessly in…

“She said that “the cause of the fire” remains unknown”

Although we know perfectly well.

I mean in his twisted, puny mind (remember this is the same smooth brain that thought the three branches of the government were the President, the House, and the Senate) he is representing his constituents by trying to enforce their backwards ass views on abortion - what is wrong is that he’s fucking with national…

In (sarcastic) defense of the coach item:

43 years old.

was a priest who listened to confessions at the McGill-Toolen High School in Mobile,

That photo screams “and I’d do it again.  FREE SPEECH!!!!!”

That is literally the stupidest thing I’ve seen a conservative judge write, and that’s saying something. Other rulings have been pathetically corrupt and/or naive (hi John Roberts!) but that’s just really really dumb.

Ummm … there’s not a lot of branches in that family tree. 

I was thinking it was a drag queen for sure!

Damn liberals and drag queens.... oh, wait a minute...

Wow, everyone gets a say except the mother. 

Yeah, when you need 34 pages of a 95-page ruling to explain why the plaintiffs have legal standing to sue in the first place, they have no standing and your ruling is horseshit.

Morally bankrupt gold diggers are not bastions of moral virtue.  Fuck Melania.  

While he might not pay the whole thing, he’ll definitely have to pay a penny.  Judgments owed based on intentional torts are not dischargeable in bankruptcy.  So if he does get a job, his wages will be garnished, if he opens a bank account, those funds will be turned over to D.L., if he ever is owed a tax refund, that…

It ends with Rupert kicking the bucket during a failed procedure involving orphans and a baboon liver.

Indiana = Mississippi of the Midwest.

As a female Hoosier, let me clarify any ambiguity: The far-right Republican government has no interest in protecting the rights of women. The giant festering slab of flesh AG Todd Rokita knows it’s politically expedient for him to champion against Dr. Bernard and against reproductive choice, so they spend all their…