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lmao holy shit youre a fucking crazy person

“it was OK for them to break the law because they think fetuses are people”

That’s more of a stretch than a Pilates class, Benny.

The funny thing is once that fetuses ae born,  the anti abortion group doesn’t see the baby as a person anymore. 

I’m white and grew up in Alabama. I’m personally rejoicing over it because a bunch of dumb white assholes got the shit kicked out of them by a group of Black people who were not having it. It’s no more complex than that from where I’m sitting. I bet I’ve watched it twenty times, and I’ll probably watch it again…

Boy, that’s really looking for the silver lining...

it was OK for them to break the law because they think fetuses are people

Lyin’ and crimin’ for Jesus never goes out of style.

That might be the best response from the Joint Chiefs. Just casually let slip that they are studying the potential closure of Maxwell-Gunter and Fort Rucker and Redstone Arsenal.

We now know who he is: Aaren, a 16-year-old teen, happened to be a colleague of the Black bodyguard who was attacked by white boaters.

I just love how when he saw stuff going down, he didn’t hesitate. He just jumped in fully dressed and started swimming. Such a heart on that young man.

To recap: Musk posts videos of himself working out. Zuck sets date of August 26th for fight. Musk determines he may need surgery for a mysterious injury that hasn’t been diagnosed by a doctor yet.

Honestly, this may be musk’s greatest crime.  Making people root for zuckerberg.

All I want is one flying right hook just demolishing that lantern jaw in the slowest slo-mo 4k we can get. Just a ‘look at Musk’s face when reality finally hit and turned him into the whitest surprised jack o’lantern you ever seen.’

No wonder he loves Trump so much, they’re exactly the same.

The optimal outcome is a quick fight where The Zuck fatally breaks Musk’s neck and is then crushed to death under the collapsing corpse.

The weight advantage would help a heavyweight fighter in good shape who trains in fighting regularly. It doesn’t necessarily help a fat out of shape guy in his 50’s who hasn’t trained in years (if ever). He’ll be gassed after like 50 seconds and become the equivalent of a wounded gazelle just waiting to be…

Tuberville hates America.

Every Musk plan starts with a big announcement, then an update, then quietness, then a casual excuse while saying everything is right on track, and and then it gets shit-canned because he’s had a better plan that will supersede the original, and then there’s nothing.