Given how not freaked out his staff and colleagues were, wouldn’t be surprised if this is not a first/one-off occurrence — just the first one captured on camera.

Probably a mini-stroke. This has happened to my grandfather several times. His first time was speaking in front of audience (giving a sermon where was a minister). He lost his ability to speak and had to be helped off the stage. My grandfather has had no lasting cognitive decline, but he’s been left with slurred speech…

Stroke out you motherfucker.

Someone clearly destroyed one of his horcruxes.

Does anyone besides me think that Shapiro will soon get caught buying meth from a cross-dressing prostitute?

Excuse me while I vomit. 

There are a lot of folks ashamed of their micropenis.

You’d think these men would realize their disproportionate reactions to a fictional character is mass broadcast advertising for every insecurity and bout of jealousy they’ve ever had.

“Facts don’t care about your feelings” is such a funny personal motto for someone reacting this way to a movie about a toy.  

“We bag on cops for beating up their wives, but we want these same people to defend the public in the event of danger. I have no solutions, ”

“the Friday actor explained that he didn’t feel safe taking it because he felt that it was a “six-month kind of rush job.”

Fair, but lots of people work stressful, demoralizing jobs and don’t murder citizens or spouses.

This is the same person who made a song called Arrest The President only to visit The White House with the most openly racist president in generations who also happens to be an actual convicted fraud.

I mean, you’re assuming that the stress of the work leads to DV, rather than the equally likely causality wherein the qualities that make someone a domestic abuser and the qualities that make police work seem like the right career choice are the same.

Cube got rich. Really really rich. And like a lot of really really rich people, he’s bored (and wants those sweet sweet tax breaks!). Vaccine denialism is first and foremost about entertainment - it’s conspiracy porn.

As the song lyrics say...

Ah, the Good Guy With A Gun that we keep hearing about...

So he tried to strangle his wife in public in front of literally thousands of cops and there are no eyewitnesses? The cops came to check on them, then just left? He called his campaign manager about strangling his wife? And this all happened at a police convention? This single story ticks almost every box on the list…

sigh. police are great at killing everyone but themselves i guess