So I had to Google what year they got married, and I was surprised it was 2014—5 years after the infamous incident with Taylor Swift at the VMAs. I guess in thinking it was earlier, I was remembering Kim’s involvement in the whole mess over his referencing it in “Famous,” which was (checks) in 2016. So before she got…

“You can’t investigate him because he’s my friend, and I’m rich!

“I mean, it’s one child, Michael. How much could it cost, $10?”

So, honest question: I always hated Kanye’s music, so I never paid any attention to him in his less embarrassing days. Was he totally normal and the bundle of crazy just came out later? Because I’m sorry, but views like loving Hitler and believing in invisible flying cars are things you really want to clear up before…

Oh Lauren, you very basic bitch. Looking at it financially, everything(medical) is cheaper to live without than to pay for treatment, preventative or otherwise. Especially so in America:

She was told there would be no math 

To be fair, raising a child WELL with all the stuff they need takes $300k. I’m guessing raising a child in the Boebert household requires a Bible, a TV, a smartphone loaded with shitty social media apps, several handguns per child, and a hairbrush for spankings. Maybe some food.

Yeah, that caught my eye, too.

I know plenty of people who lack the foresight and critical thinking skills to truly understand birth control is almost always cheaper than a child. A lot of times they were raised in families without much emphasis on self efficacy or self determination. It’s kind of like well, if I’m gonna get pregnant, I’m gonna…

Her stupidity just doesn’t end. It’s almost as if she’s getting dumber by the minute.

$300k to raise a child to 18, about $17k per year.

It’s like these dudes who put “Alpha Male” in their Twitter handle. The least “alpha male” thing you can possibly do is tell everyone that you’re an alpha male.

If you want to be told about manhood, some guy wrote a book about it

Josh Hawley sucks.  I hope he loses.

“The left is so stupid” she says. I think the gazpacho police would like to ask her a few questions.

It’s not her fault you weren’t smart enough to be born to rich parents.

But she can certainly afford it, as she is reportedly worth about $11 million since inheriting a successful construction company from her parents.

“I’m literally lol’ing,” she tweeted Sunday after the video of Glenn made the rounds on social media. “@brianglenntv dressed in drag for morning news in Dallas years ago reporting on an upcoming local theatre production and the morons over at Patriot Takes think this is an attack.”

The chapstick, ew.

Her lips are too chapped from kissing Trumps giant orange ass and also McCarthy’ limp dick. Republicans...where it’s ok if they did it...anyone else...fuck em!