This literally never gets old

Hopefully from a prison phone 

(sarcasm enters the room)

Very well stated

That’s just too perfect 

There’s a scene missing from this over produced video: The one where she killed someone with her car and got away with it. 

This guy is all the negative male slang words wrapped up in one; douche, tool, dipshit (universal), bro, asshole, bastard, fuckboi, etc.

I have an idea; move them to Seattle

If there’s a bigger group of hypocrites and liars on this planet outside of religious folk, I’d like to know who they are?

Okay, that was fucked up. However, my takeaway from this video is that these idiots just get dumber and dumber. Dude couldn’t even come up with a 3 year old level comeback after bragging about his lone 1 grand.

The good news is, it looks like he’s not here for much longer.  Good grief, he looks like Mr. Magoo come to life.  

Stacy Abrams and Marshawn Lynch are two of my all time favorite human beings ever. Very little relation to this article and none to each other, I just wanted to say that.

Except this one includes Eddie Vedder and I like Eddie Vedder :) 

I think about Breonna Taylor’s death on a regular basis and wonder why no one has been held accountable for it. I live no where near (that fuck hole state) Kentucky but I’ve watched a documentary on her murder and can’t believe we’re still no where near accountability. It was so freaking egregious, unnecessary and…

Where I come from smoking a joint outside of a restaurant is just pre-meal and also not enforced by the law. Smoking the reefer in public is such a tiny ticket they don’t even hand them out. Also, fuck whoever called the cops because they smelled weed and saw black dude and assumed it was him. That restaurant needs to…

Past tense :) Many years ago 

Whatever year it was that Jenny McCarthy first appeared in Playboy changed my life.  She’s the reason, and only reason, I subscribed to Playboy for a period of time.  In short, I was obsessed with her.  I grew up, quit reading Playboy, etc. and thank god because this woman is insane.  Like bat shit.  

WTF?  This story is missing A LOT of detail.  

Nothing like leaving a newborn with no parents or family...idiots.  

JFC...any additional evidence necessary to prove institutional racism?  Serious question.