Holy fuck, that was beautiful!!!  Calling out each by their name prefaced each blow with a nice jab.  Very well done.  

JFC, this shit is exhausting.  Can we just fast forward a week already?  The last 4 years has been the worst decade ever.  Challenge me!

Burn ‘em to the fucking ground.  This is fucking disgusting and an outright crime.  Fuck ICE, Fuck Trump.

Holy shit to two things:

It’s Arizona basketball, I expect the paper thin regulator, NCAA, to do almost nothing. Justified, for sure, but they pick and choose who they apply actual penalties to. For proof, just look at what happened to UNC versus USC.

Aaaand...looks like we owe the Seahawks an apology. Also, I was right, this fool belongs in and will stay in Florida.  Of course, no one will say the same things about the untouchable Tom Brady that they are about Russell Wilson and the Seahawks going after AB.  

Ugh...full disclosure, Seahawks season ticket holder here.

I’d like to introduce you to Kamala Harris, have some faith

Old, Rich, Republican, White Guy - to be clear

Proof item #1,223,237 that the President of the United States is a total fucking idiot

My 3 year old is the President of the United States of America

I don’t live in a mansion, do you? Is anyone on here who believes this is fucked up living in a mansion?

Again, why do we care about this team that has literally sucked since the 90's? Proclaiming yourself America’s team is pathetic but, fitting for 2020 seeing as how both are awful.

Those 4 minutes breaking up with Brandon were 4 of the most uncomfortable, awkward moments of television history.

I said it in 2016 and it still holds true, Donald Fucking Trump is dangerous. His legacy of destructive shit is going to last generations.

Seriously, if you haven’t seen a Jet’s game, don’t. I watched maybe 25 minutes of a Jet’s game and it was an embarrassment to the NFL.

This is not even remotely shocking.  One word: Iowa 

This is really fucking stupid. I sure hope know one is actually buying this crap. It’s an appearance where she throws out the same BS her dad does; I know a gay/black/queer/brown person/ etc. so I’m “supportive” and not homophobic/racist, etc. It’s thinly veiled and insulting.

My (meaningless) take on Chris Pratt

Ha! Yep, nowhere to go but up :)