Can you imagine the cheeto stain left on that noose? Eww...

Those are great places! My mother in law lives in Astoria so we go frequently. I actually grew up on Bainbridge Island and am a big fan of the Olympic Peninsula. Some great places over there. And beautiful too.

Well, if I learned anything today it’s that the repugnant Senator from Louisiana pees sitting down.  

I love and live in Portland but, grew up in Seattle and love everything Seattle sports. It’s a tough life especially when it comes to college football.

Hey now!!!  Seriously though, I haven’t shaved since last Thursday so your truth hurts.

This reminds me, HOW DID THE 2000 TRAILBLAZERS STAY INTACT??!!

Serious question:  WHY THE FUCK WOULD ANYONE EVER LIVE IN ALABAMA???? 

Shhh.....don’t tell anyone but, god is a fictional character in a book rewritten hundreds of times by hundreds of different people over hundreds, thousands even, of years.  It’s no different than you telling me Darth Vader is “god”.  

Exactly.  It’s not like they over served him by just a little bit.  He was gone before he was gone.  

You buried the lede.  The fact that they felt compelled to write that it was an officer with 11 years experience is filled with implications.  You see, he had 11 years experience so he clearly knows what he’s doing and how to perform in situations like this.  It’s simply not possible for an office with 11 years…

Herpes.  Lots and lots of herpes.  

I hope everyone else that got hand jobs at this jerk factory are getting the same provisions. Otherwise it’s just the rich paying to get away with things the rest of us can’t.

So, we’re to believe that “the gentlemen” to his right felt the need to let him know the sexual preference and religious path of the people he’s sitting at a table with? Why?

Or!  It’s because they’re playing the Mariners who suck.  God, this guy is the biggest idiot and runs our country.  Good times.  

Arguably, no one has made more money off of porn than Kris Jenner

Yep, that’s the joke...

CALL HIM OUT ON HIS SHIT!!!!  Virtue had an opportunity to be a man (to this son) and blew it (the President).  Just like the American press.  

“TPUSA has a zero-tolerance policy for hate”

I’m confused with Gordon’s quote. Why did he feel the need to tell us he has a family?  Did they get hit too?  Because that would be awful and mean.  

This isn’t going to end well.  I’m fearful for those children and the ex-wife.