no one needs two vintage trucks

Here is the new home for the Grand Wagoneer for the next year and a few months. My family actually managed to fit it in the garage. It will soon be full of parts I will need to install when I get back stateside. Thanks again DT. 

You may not realize it but the complaint made against you was the best thing that could have happened.

I think you have to comment in the first five minutes of a new post and make a fart joke. At least that’s what I was told.

The rando joke email is silly on all levels. I too assumed that this had something to do with the city

I had a brain lapse and thought this was about the city again. Yeah sending that email is dumb, especially since it’s not someone that lives near him and is just a rando. 

OK, you’ve met someone, haven’t you.

Sure, but contacting his employer is too far

Holy crap, I hope that the other Editors outed that name to David because that is going too far. Contacting someone’s employer because they are upset about their “property value” is not okay. It’s old cars not a meth house

Also after MOAB:

24 hours before: Here is what I am fixing on the way.

Monday: The 418 things I need to fix to make it to MOAB

Weekend: This is going to Moab.

Makes two of us.

You probably bring six packs to AA meetings, don’t you?

My heart hurts, David. 

You got something against making friends?

You probably bring six packs to AA meetings, don’t you?

Honestly, I hope the Jalopnik Editors never stop capitalizing on the maladaptions of staff members.