Way more fun to smoke a Mustang in a 35 yo minivan than it is to do it in another performance car:

If it wasn’t so far away I’d have been all over it. It was just asking for a turbo top end swap.

79 cutlass is not crap

Likewise. It’s amazing how many junkyard parts can improve the ciera....

Don’t let them get you down. I want a 1979 Cutlass, a 1984 Dodge Ram Van, or my unicorn, an ‘84 Chrysler Laser in black. All crap, but all pure nostalgia for me. I would performance-mod all of them though.

Long Voyager to the white courtesy phone, please!

I wouldn’t be so quick to make that assumption....

Hey Boomers know and want to fix shit. Millennials only know how to contact someone on Instagram to come do it and then they write a whiny blog and tweet about it.

Hondas are known for road noise and yet somehow that is never taken as an indictment of the entire rest of the vehicle’s quality...

Easy choice, the Dart isn’t eye-searingly hideous.

I own a 2013 dart with 80,000 miles on it. Have hit 34 mpg on trip and still i average in the winter with daily winter warmups around 27 mpg. I have replaced 1 faulty tire pressure sensor in that time besides regular maintenance. Has been a great car so far. Zero complaints from me!

Yep, I’ll take a ‘69 with the 340 please!

Another nice thing about the Dart is Dodge seemed to paint them in very nice colors. So many Darts in fun oranges and blues.

I would have picked it up... 

That’s what they look like new? Based on the free-range ones I always just assumed they came with damage to 2/4 quarter panels straight from the plant.

Jalopnik: Dodge overtakes Chevy as the number two seller of trucks by keeping up production of the older model Ram.

Id like an even older one, please and thank you

I would rather have an old Dodge Dart.

I don’t know what it is about the last Dodge Dart, but it’s always eye-catching in person. It doesn’t stand out that much in a photo, so it’s got to be something subtle about the dimensions and the lines. It just looks clean and solid, in a way other small cars often don’t.

An affordable entry into the world of weekend toys. That’s also an attractive color. New tires are a huge plus. NP.