Nobody wants direct skin contact with manure no matter how invulnerable they are. :-P

Even Superman has to protect his manny.

Maybe he just doesn’t want to get his hands dirty.

he’s indestructible but he better not track dirt into MY house

Have you ever worked a farm before? Manure gets EVERYWHERE. Try and heat visioning that out from under your nails and you’ll be fumigating the Fortress for weeks!

Gotta keep up the secret identity!

Beautiful. All I can say is that it’s a pity Adam West and Christopher Reeve aren’t still around. *sniff*

What is the point of FAITH if you’re afraid of letting it be tested?

I am so tired of people saying this.  If you read the whole amendment it clearly states that you are given a Netflix comedy special only if you are part of a well regulated militia.   It was never meant to justify everyone getting to be a comedy cowboy no matter what the NCA propaganda says.  “You can pull my rubber…

It is in the U. S. constitution that all American citizens be given at least one Netflix stand-up comedy special, however, the pay scale will vary based on popularity.

i didn’t even realize she was a comedian.

... ergot, they would not have accrued as long of a debt payment history.

Apparently it was an aneurysm. Besides chemical means I’m not sure how else that could be induced or inflicted. Either way, she didn't go out nice but far better than she deserved.

Maybe the idea of this tech is great, but this company’s second go around with this product isn’t too promising.

He’s more qualified for public office than 99% of Congress.

You cant think of any reason at all that people may not have their phones with them while watching Netflix or listening to Spotify? Like, not a single reason? My family leaves their phones in our rooms during family time together. My wife blasts the Sonos sound system so loud on Saturday afternoons that hearing an…

because despite the concerns over privacy (information people regularly turn over anyways), the gains are often better than the losses.

Someone nonchalantly asks “Is he dead?”

I’ve definitely changed the music at restaurants that use Sonos on the same wifi that they allow the public to use.