this movie will be sans…jokes!

spits beer and stone cold stuns MalfunctioningEddie

My microwave and I are just friends

scores hockey goal

they were just working the kinks out, initially

that was, like, the Citizen's United of music lawsuits

I still want Paul McCartney to destroy Sublime for 'What I Got'

huh, that explains why he was hollering at me from the passenger side of his best friend's ride the other day.

God creates Space Octopus. God creates man. Man destroys God. Space Octopus destroys Man. Man creates dinosaurs.

Bhe'Ket

"you got any deathsticks? fuckkk, I feel like shit"

that is fair!

poor Mutt Williams!

even in space, life…uh…finds a way

Boooooooooooo

sorry!

I'm still a little furious about how she can't understand what a street fighter is.

well, let's at least hope they didn't have to use a GHOST WRITER

I thought it could have been fantastic in that glorious stupidity…but alas…

and somehow, the effects were, like, "Haunted Mansion" bad