That gif isn't real. You know how I know? Because he didn't grab his left boob as he laughed.

Not to mention, if I am wearing headphones and see a cute guy or girl I will make eye contact. A woman who is wearing headphones AND avoiding eye contact IS NOT FUCKING INTERESTED IN HAVING A SECOND OF HER TIME WASTED WITH A COERCED INTERACTION WITH YOU!!!

I see attractive guys all the time, but somehow I’m able to control myself, understand that those men are people, and that they probably don’t want a stranger interrupting their day to demand that they acknowledge me and my vagina.

That article just advised doing pretty much everything women hate about being out in a public place.

My wife has the identical reaction if I try to ask her a question through the door while she’s taking a dump in our home (specifically, in the bathroom of our home). Her lady-poops require the illusion of total solitude; she would be far more regular if the rest of the species were wiped out, leaving her the last…

I read that linked article, and damn is that isn’t a perfect example of male entitlement. Stand in front of her till she looks up, if she doesn’t look up wave your hands in her face, DEMAND ACKNOWLEDGEMENT!

It’s ok, guys bleed out their wieners too. Constantly! And nobody ever talks about it.

Why are you telling people women poop. YOU ARE GIVING AWAY OUR SECRETS.