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Shouts to whoever chose that Spooky Tooth cover to end the series - or the season - I can’t believe that has existed since 1970 and I’ve never heard it

He’s gone. She’s not. It’s not saying he’ll be back. It’s saying there’s a new sheriff in town. Meet the new Boss - not as blue as the old boss

It’s a well-done trailer. After Ghostbusters II, all the bs around the reboot and my lack of faith that Akroyd still has anything funny left in him, I was skeptical. But after that trailer, I’m intrigued. 

Ramos had a kid he never mentioned until adulthood so maybe it’s not so far fetched

Are the 3.5 inch figurines just dying out? My kids have my old ones, plus we always add more at birthdays and holidays, but the rollouts have been less and less. There were hardly any 3.5 figurines available for the new movie and none for the Mandolorian yet. And the big addition for the 3.5 inch toys are the ones

He played at Tennessee, which despite going into its second decade as a shit factory, still provided significantly more exposure - and probably better coaching - than the fucking XFL. He was in an NFL camp and the NFL didn’t want him. The XFL isn’t a stepping stone, it’s a crumbling ledge where players can cling

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK this shit.

Brain: (reads the words White Snake)

$100 for the X-wings for the 3.5 inch figures? WTF?

This is my favorite thing. The way Stewart calls Grant by the full name though the scene just tickles me to no end. “Doggone CK Dexter Haven either I’m gonna sock you or you’re gonna sock me.” “Shall we toss a coin” 

My bet? He was trying to remove red eye and did it ... poorly. No. 55 in red also has some business going on with his eyes as well. I’ll be you this isn’t a guy making a joke, or accidentally publishing his joke, it’s a sports editor with insufficient photoshop training trying his best! 

You didn’t make it to “imogie”? 

The state thing comes down to expectations. I grew up in Indiana, moved to Tennessee but that wasn’t a big deal cuz Hoosiers fucking love the Smoky Mountains and help keep places like Pigeon Forge running. Tennessee? Shit, that ain’t no drive. Hell my cousin goes to Tennessee every June just to buy a bunch of fireworks

Everything is equal! There is no nuance! AAARRRRRRRRGGGHHHHHHH

“But you’ve seen what the real resorts are like, right? Check In’s on a Saturday is like the TSA lines when they’re on strike. And dinner time? It Thunderdome!” Not discounting your experience at all, but we’ve stayed in the lower to middle echelon hotels (Pop Century, Caribbean Beach, and Cabins at Fort Wilderness)

Agents of SHIELD mixed with Time Bandits? I’m in. 

I am in no way qualified to make my own list... I got old and got left behind. But as a relic of a different time, I am amazed at far the perception of Chuck D. and KRS-One have fallen. From in the running for GOAT to not even in the majority of people’s Top 50 is a hell of a fall

Anybody who uses the term sheeple can fuck right off. 

All those “play the right way” Braves fans must be sitting on their hands right now, right?

The point, Irish Dan, is he probably didn’t give two halves of a fuck