Price, I think, is a typo. He was shooting for prove, maybe? But what the fuck do I know? I live outside the Knoxville city limits.

I know you didn’t ask me, but I want to answer. None. My son, who is allergic to dairy and soy, drinks almond milk. Is that ok with you? Maybe I should make him deal with the hives to help my six-year-old better to conform to your ideals of manhood which involve - checking notes - drinking milk and getting yelled at…

Santana: It’s time to change your evil ways. 

It was good enough for Bobby Plump, you philistines. Maybe in 30 years somebody will turn it into a movie “Yinzers”

I lived and worked in Selma for a handful of years and while I am in no position to judge relative blackness, I would like to put in a word for the good people of Selma. Because of the smaller size, you couldn’t go out to eat, go to the grocery store without bumping into a real hero or shero who marched with the Rev.…

Putrid coaching... mostly bad teams. Romo could play

He ain’t got the hair for it. 

Very unusual, you say? Tell that to Adam Gase and Kingsbury. McCarthy got serious consideration in New York. I’m not sure it’s all that unusual. Setting that aside, I know people have jokes about Marvin Lewis, but I think he did a pretty damn good job over the years for that organization. They were godawful for more…

LOL. Customer. You’re an asshole. How about this: let’s propose a stand your ground law that any John who engages in sex with a child can be shot and killed with no consequences by the child, her/his parents or legal guardians, or any good Samaritan coming to his/her aid. Tell me that wouldn’t make the world a better…

I don’t know man, I think if that guy would have followed up with a full 360 that ends with his head looking down into the rim, the guys might back off on that airball. Actually, I don’t think there’s a statute of limitations on that. Tell him to go throw it down and wipe away 26 years of frustration

Condolences on your broken Google.

“Harriet Tubman would have shot that macaroni.”

No. It can’t be car wreck, assault or anything like that. Those things generate public reports and there’s no way they could keep those under wraps. Too many people would delight in breaking the silence to keep it.

No. And they think it’s smaller than Greenland. Fuck Mercator and his projection map

I’m Aquaman

The Beatles kicked around optioning the rights for a movie but either weren’t serious enough or couldn’t get Tolkien to buy in. Not sure about all the casting, but Ringo would have made a good Sam

Bring back the Agents Koenig!

I don’t think May is leaving, just taking a hospice break with Phil

Ming-Na’s confirmed to return I think so after a mourning period, she should be back

I never thought of mine as long or dangly but I am getting older and hygiene aside, the sensation of unexpectedly dipping the boys into cold water is quite unpleasant.