Very unusual, you say? Tell that to Adam Gase and Kingsbury. McCarthy got serious consideration in New York. I’m not sure it’s all that unusual. Setting that aside, I know people have jokes about Marvin Lewis, but I think he did a pretty damn good job over the years for that organization. They were godawful for more…

LOL. Customer. You’re an asshole. How about this: let’s propose a stand your ground law that any John who engages in sex with a child can be shot and killed with no consequences by the child, her/his parents or legal guardians, or any good Samaritan coming to his/her aid. Tell me that wouldn’t make the world a better…

I don’t know man, I think if that guy would have followed up with a full 360 that ends with his head looking down into the rim, the guys might back off on that airball. Actually, I don’t think there’s a statute of limitations on that. Tell him to go throw it down and wipe away 26 years of frustration

Condolences on your broken Google.

“Harriet Tubman would have shot that macaroni.”

Harvey isn’t a hallucination. He’s invisible. He’s real and he’s spectacular.

No. It can’t be car wreck, assault or anything like that. Those things generate public reports and there’s no way they could keep those under wraps. Too many people would delight in breaking the silence to keep it.

No. And they think it’s smaller than Greenland. Fuck Mercator and his projection map

I’m Aquaman

The Beatles kicked around optioning the rights for a movie but either weren’t serious enough or couldn’t get Tolkien to buy in. Not sure about all the casting, but Ringo would have made a good Sam

What? That doesn’t sound right

Well, people are more forgiving if your movie is good or at least entertaining. Plus, with the whole We Will Rock You & David Bowie dancing, they kind of leaned into the whole “this is not going to be historically accurate” vein a little harder. I suppose the lesson is, if you’re gonna go, go all out.

Bring back the Agents Koenig!

I don’t think May is leaving, just taking a hospice break with Phil

Ming-Na’s confirmed to return I think so after a mourning period, she should be back

I never thought of mine as long or dangly but I am getting older and hygiene aside, the sensation of unexpectedly dipping the boys into cold water is quite unpleasant.

I would watch the shit out of Lord of the Rings 4, especially if they gave me a proper Scouring of the Shire and Battle of Bywater and retconned Saruman’s Return of the King Death

I loved the first season of Legion, tuned in to episode 1 of season two and just couldn’t get into it. 

Maybe this is too obvious of a pick, I don’t know. But this is the idea that’s chased me for most of my 44 years - a Peter Pan complex, maybe - the idea of wasted time, of wasted potential, of only figuring out too late what you were supposed to be doing all along. Thought I’d something more to say... this idea that I…

Not that I agree with it, but having had this discussion with a pilot who flies refueling jet missions, her plane was built in the 1950s. She says it’s still a great machine, but it’s old as shit. Also, there are military members with families living below the poverty line. Her basic argument is the military is being…