Favorite Kanye/Trump tweets

my stepfather broke down on the day Trump was elected and confessed to us that he is undocumented. he was able to leave safely today morning and he’s returning to his home country via Canada. my mom will leave soon after to join him. we’re fortunate to be economically stable, and i have to stop myself from thinking of…

im an idiot. VODKA? i should’ve gotten moonshine

MY SISTER HAS PRESENTLY BROKEN OUT IN HIVES

guys i think i’ll have to stand in this polling line forever and also im standing behind people who cast protest votes so i’ve had to repeat this to myself like a mantra : “sita nkosi u will NOT try to engage the group of Jill Stein voters in front of you IT WILL DO NO GOOD gurl respect yourself DON’T ENGAGE no no you…

Everybody dismissing people’s problem with the casting, please read this post by George Takei :

It’s so funny to me that “This Is What You Came For” was supposed to be about Taylor. Like, girl wrote a song dedicated to herself from the PoV of her bf. I only hope I can reach this level of self-love. Maybe she and Kanye aren’t that different after all.

y’all. Enver Gjokaj is so fine. I’ve been rewatching Agent Carter, and he is great in it, and he is, I repeat, very fine. foine.

There were two World Wars, just fyi. World War 1 - which was a stupid war idiotic European diplomats got us into and which bled into the following years and set the stage for the 2nd. South Asian soldiers were some of the largest suppliers of food, funding, labour and soldiers in both the wars. All the while Winston…

He did a lot for the world - like orchestrating a famine in which 4 million people died and disparaging Indians/Pakistanis/Bangladeshis as a race while using exploitative taxation and the bulk of our army and our economy to fund your wars. Fun fun fun for all of us.

me and my extended family over the diaspora would love to chip in, and we could all take shifts defacing the fuck’s house. (we’re south african indians, so you know it would be such delicious irony)

anselk elgrot also

no one. shut it down.

i shrieked like a banshee when i saw this, now everyone in my office thinks im crazy

this was uncalled for, Gabrielle.

But if a person is like, hey, I’m a nationally-known professional actor on my way to do some professional actor stuff in your country, that’s not hard to look up. You don’t need to recognize every star, but this man shouldn’t keep getting stopped and questioned, sometimes for hours.

If we’re in the Twilight Zone, this won’t end until Trump gets elected, his voter base becomes so paranoid and power-hungry that they arm themselves and start taking care of the “bad guys” on their own terms, then eventually turn on each other until everyone is dead. The closing line would be something like “Keep your…