Living in Texas is the problem, not the sunroof.

I deny that is pretty. It’s fugly.
I saw one in Hooters orange (Little Caesars orange?) and nearly spewed.

Safety!
Holy shit. I can’t believe seatbelts, airbags, collapsible steering columns, etc. didn’t make this list.
Being able to survive a collision without a life-altering injury is waaaaay more important than automatic windows and keyless entry.

Right? How did “not dying in every collision” not end up on this list?

Buying a decent quality used bike is always better than a poor quality new bike.

These bikes are absolute garbage. Planned obsolescence at work.

The difference in quality between a current Walmart huffy and a 1980's Sears huffy is night & day.

Especially if it still has the yellow trim protectors installed.

It shifts the burden of safety to the manufacturer, rather than blacing blame on an individual. It’s brilliant!

The plastic cladding fad is the worst of them all.

“If you’re intensely hypermiling on public roads, you’re no better than some jerk hooning around in a Challenger with a supercharger intake popping out of the hood and revving as loud as a pair of mating elephants set on fire.” - father of infant disagrees. Silence is fucking golden.

“Given the fact that The General’s dealer network is a behemoth with thousands of stores, it will certainly be quite the task to put a stop to all of these crap-tacular selling tactics.” - Thankfully we’ll be treated to a few Jalopnik articles highlighting and bringing negative attention on the worst offenders.

That’s far more effective. Cutting Z06 allotments may cost a dealership an extra $20,000 on each of the few Z06s they get, but that’s nothing compared to the money they’ll lose if GM cuts off their Tahoe or Sierra allotment.

The airline industry is dead? I never read that story in the news.

No union is as corrupt and inept as the UAW union.
Let’s not disparage all unions because that one sucks.
My union is fucking fantastic!

Fucking hell. I love it!

Mercedes? I think their V12 is in the Pagani Huayra?

I wish this was cool, but it’s so ridiculous it’s uncool: “Soon after the customer has taken delivery, they will receive a custom-built desk trophy to commemorate their specific vehicle, recognizing the special order paint, leather, and vehicle identification number as one of The Final V12 vehicles.”

This comment is so edgy it made me want to cut myself. 

They don’t even have to be exotic. As long as it has one of the classic car criteria: interesting/rare/beautiful. My Cadillac has increased in value since I bought it 7 years ago.