Great choice. I’ll take an Alpha 8C.

Do Americans really think measuring engine capacity in liters is “snooty”?
“I don’t understand metric, you snobs.” Hilarious.

It’s because it has 250 miles that those things were replaced. 

Not that it matters but just as an FYI, Raph is based out of New York.
The article isn’t about a need for gas, it’s about how O & G companies are trying everything they can to make their product as approachable as possible.

Predator? Weird.
I thought Jeep bros were into Punisher logos.

Your last statement is the most important thing, and one that was not addressed in the article - new headlights or not, they’re still shitty cars.

Jeep is going for the new grumpy cat look.

You’re missing the important fact that it wasn’t her car that hit a truck, it was her helmet.

This crash was pre-halo. Her helmet made direct contact with a stationary object at 30-40mph. No GP car is designed for that kind of impact.

French automakers need to calm down, these warnings are hardly “anti-car”:

She’s a representative of Washington D.C.. She’s not making laws- they don’t have representation. “...non-voting delegate for her constituents in Washington, DC”.
It’s on every DC license plate: “Taxation without representation”.
Yes, it’s absurd - DC should be a state.

Oddly, angled parking can be tricky sometimes. Especially if the cars on either side aren’t lined up right, and especially if you’re 77 years old.

There’s a similar ramp in GTA 5. It’ll launch you into the military base. 

This sentence: “I mean, somebody was definitely watching out over him.”
And this sentence: “State police believe that the driver was drunk and stated that he had a suspended license and prior drunk driving and drug convictions.” 
Should not go together.

Or in this case, Czech tourists.

This article says it too.
“...about 70 percent of it is truly derestricted, while the rest of the Autobahn has a speed limit of 100 kph (62 mph).” 
Hooray for consistency!

Cue the Americans who have never visited Germany telling Germans how to regulate their roads.

Now if only we can get amber turn signals mandated too. Fingers crossed. 

My dream car was affordable, but not easy to find, eventually, I found one.

This is a fantastic idea!
You’re totally right, most people wouldn’t give half a shit if the engine in their Mazda 3 was the exact same as in a Corolla hatchback, or if their CR-V had the sme engine as a RAV-4. They care about the monthly payments, the colour, the interior space etc.
I wonder if having only a few…