Thing 2: I wonder how long ago he said that. I can understand not many people would have trusted a carbon fiber wheel 20-30 years ago, but carbon fiber has come a long way since then.

Are you, by chance...SuperfastMatt?

Can someone please add the Benny Hill theme music to this?

Also - any dealership.

Some Kia dealers are the fucking worst.

A $35,000 Sentra? Sure.
A 96 month term? Sure.
Sign the deal on an iPad? That’s crazy.

I’m not surprised to hear these shenanigans happening at a Kia dealership.
Ever wonder why KIA dealers get a bad rap? This dealer decided a $10000 markup on a basic white sedan (a car they would have struggled to sell 2 years ago) is totally fair.
Fuck Kia dealers. Especially this one.

This is a very bad take. 

What channel is this? I like pot roasts.

Now I’m intrigued. What channel is this?

Pillarless cars look so fucking sweet.

It’s a good thought but there is no way this is going to fly.
There are way too many countries out there happy to cater to the super rich. 

I’m a fan of unions, but those companies do have a point. Why should the things we make in our countries be negatively affected by your bad labour policies?

Out of curiosity, does anyone outside the US ever refer to the President as the leader of the free world?

Customer: “But I made a reservation”
Dealer: “reservation was cancelled, so we can make more money”

Problem: Reservations cannot be marked up
Solution: Cancel the reservations

Did he leave his bike outside?

Lot of crackheads flying commercial at 7:00am in your area? Weird.

Your alternative to #7 is useless.
“The average person goes to work at around 7:10 am. The average sunrise in winter is 7:20 am.” - Generalizing billions of people and assuming their lives also follow your personal routine is so American.

On behalf of everyone outside of your car - it doesn’t sound better.
Note to everyone here: modifying your exhaust to make your car louder does not make you cool - it makes you dickish.