$1,500. lol go fuck yourself Cam. Paris to Charlotte. That is a 9 hour 20 min flight.

This is refreshing to hear, as while I still enjoy playing Tekken, it became clear that my non-teenage thumbs and mental reflexes aren’t up to the higher level mechanics. I can do deliberate timing just fine and the mental game, and really just want a new Bushido Blade, so this might be close enough. 

The new dub is mediocre, the new subtitles are poor and unnatural, musical cues are missing. Netflix really screwed this one up.

a popular streamer who parodies toxic gamers by just straight up being one

It’s Toronto. They obviously love Chuggo.

“Luke is never facing off against a dozen troopers and gutting them with his blade.”

Its why Bushido Blade was so amazing...

How about this instead . . .

I know a lot of people are going to take satisfaction and glee from this because of Marchand’s previous actions. But keep in mind.... just kidding, fuck that guy.

LOL

Unpopular opinion: Enough Bill Murray already. His schtick is tired and he seems like a complete asshole. Enough already. Just go away Bill.

Does it?

Whew... tons of negativity here. Not surprised though since everyone lost their shit over the white dude as the protagonist when the game was first revealed. Anyway, looks fine to me. Competent, not great. We’ll see.

This. Bruins knocked a suddenly effective Riley Nash out of the series with Columbus on 2 very late hits. That negated Jackets 4th line, which had been running Chara and McAvoy ragged in their own end. Changed the complexion of the series as Jackets had to send Alex “No Contact” Wennberg out in his place. To complain…

Also important to note: sometimes one of the teams has more good players and they win.

Don’t feel bad for the Raptors - they could give less a fuck who they beat on the way to a title.

I think the Raps deserve a lot more credit than you are giving them. Steph played out of his mind all game, but Toronto’s defense was double or triple teaming him, switching like crazy, but they somehow managed to simultaneously take away the dump off to Green/Igoudala for most of the night, Steph only had 7 assists…

Kind of expected this piece to publish directly after the game. Still working on the Games 1 and 3 pieces?

My totally real girlfriend in Canada did the same thing. She just missed me too much and also had to get back to her supermodel gig. And we didn’t want to miss Diddy’s white party in the Hamptons that weekend.