Stop being presumptious. Shannon Sharpe was only found near the scene of a dunking, with a guy in his entourage hanging on the rim.

“You can’t do ifs in our business.”

I agree. The entire time all I could think was “Ok, they’re not innocent and they’re responsible for this happening to themselves” I was bummed because everything is rushed this season and they spent more time than they should’ve on this scene.

I’m in the same boat. I still love this show because most of the character work is great but since B&W left the book plot behind there’s been a lot more “uh, what? why? how?” moments. Logistics are often tossed for spectacle. Luckily the spectacle, and character reactions to it, is generally enough to not keep pulling…

I sell used cars and I wish I got a quarter of the (quality) tail these kids are exposed to

We’ve heard over and over and over again in both show and books how castle garrisons are huge defensive multipliers and that armies can typically only take castles after winning sieges or the defender giving up to cut losses. There weren’t thousands of Tyrell troops at the sept, and even if there were, there’s no…

I genuinely feel like Bran’s storyline is the one they’ve botched the most (which is saying something, since I hated the way they handled Arya in Braavos too) because his green dreams are so badly explained in the show. We don’t ever really get a sense of what they all encompass, and at no point do we really get a…

The scene with Ellaria was conflicting for me. On the one hand, Indira Varma and Lena Headey were fucking killing it, and the whole thing was absolutely dripping with emotion. On the other hand, Ellaria and her daughters are the only of Cersei’s victims that I can’t bring myself to feel any pity for. Sort of deadens…

To completely sidestep the Tyrell-Lannister Battle of Highgarden? They are really moving at lightspeed.

Except...except..

He’s more uptight than his pants.

He went out for some deep-fried lard and we changed the locks. We’ve got the phone off the hook and we’re staying away from the windows. Hopefully he just forgets his way back. Wisconsin’s far enough for me.

Video proof that now Chris Christie values Nacho chili fries from Milwaukee, Wisconsin more over his constituents in New Jersey. What the fuck is the guy doing there, anyway?

Jones is also a huge, arrogant asshole! Who also happens to be the GOAT.

Why do people want to see this? Am I mistaken, or is Lesnar a way worse fighter than Cormier?

This is a shame. I really liked D.C.

Does anyone actually scroll slowly enough that the NSFW tag would’ve been an effective deterrent?

+1 dead father

Did Tom Brady also repeated shit the bed as a pro? And though Brady’s repeatedly destroyed Jets, at least they weren’t his own.

Wait, what? His first wife had a more difficult time than he did physically? Yeah, she had a bad car accident, but got superb medical care. McCain was starved and tortured daily for years. I’m not sure you grasp the concept of torture.