Oh, I thought I was supposed to put my dick in hole. Must be why my friends don’t let me play Cornhole anymore.

-lus one microphone transfer

Timbersports and World’s Strongest have gotten me through a many boring ass sunday before the internets.

Hey, man, you dance with the date that brought you. 

There was a moment I caught between naps where the announcer said: “I don’t like when people say Jen is one of the best FEMALE cornholers because to me she is one of the best cornholers period. Her gender doesn’t limit her abilities.” And in that moment I knew we had truly welcomed cornholing into 2017.

holy shit this was televised? Damn, ESPN really is circling the drain.

Who is this GLORYBAGGER who can’t even acknowledge THE LORD for his cornhole greatness?

Come on people, this is embarrassing.

If he was, Jozy Altidore wouldn’t pass to him anyway.

I’m not Amish, just raising my kids that way. Really enjoy not having to share the computer with those bastards.

Dude is just being honest so why the f**k are you talking shit?

Definitely YES. A fuck is always a fuck. Only a woman could ask that question.

Tamba Hali was just a nightmare for this former San Diego Chargers fan. But now with that franchise dead, I’m kind of sympathetic to this gutty veteran.

LeBron is leaving. This is all the proof you know. Get out while you still have as much value as you do, and see if you can do something with somebody else. But if LeBron leaves and it’s just him and Love, he’s going to get exposed.

I loathe her so completely.

I have weathered a lot of micro-scandals but this one hurts MOST, because of the vulnerability of letting people know Lamby and my story, and because I miss him so damn much. I know I’m a lot of fun to place your issues on, but I won’t let anyone hang their hat on this peg. Not this time.

“It’s just hard to believe the dog was nasty when she took Lamby to every green room with her when Girls was still a thing 4 years ago.”

Does the cameraman zoom in on Melania’s tits at the end? I would have to say yes.

He’s reading the lyrics

Stupid liberal media always showing what he says and does.